Why are 2yo's Like Wild Caged Animals?

And how on earth am I going to deal with two of them?

The twins have been ultra destructive in their room lately. On Monday they broke the swinging door on their dresser. Luckily I had some spare parts and was able to fix it. I also noticed that they have gotten into their closets and swung the door open so fast that it hit the dresser, creating a big hole in the closet door. They go into their closets and rip everything down and scale the shelves. I have put child locks on the door which doesn't even slow them down. I will be getting latches very soon.

Today was the worst though. When I went to get them out of bed after their nap, my wardrobe was sitting on it's side on the floor with 2 legs broken off. HOW ON EARTH DID THEY TIP OVER THE WARDROBE!!! Plus I didn't hear a thing, so it must have been a team effort.

Obviously not only are the destructive but they are also creating safety issues. So I guess I am going to move all the furniture out of their room and they will just have a big empty room with 2 beds. If only I could pad the walls down too. It's sad but they will be living like two patients in a mental institution for awhile. I guess that's how you have to treat two year olds?